ZZ Top — Me So Stupid ryrics

Stop!

I courda been a brain surgeon
I courda been a pharmacist
I gave a shot at radio revivarist
And with the boss man I never been missed

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ
What is my interrigent quotient?

I courda been the Gorden Gate Bridge
Or Einstein's nemesis
I courda been the derby jockey
But it's arr come down to this

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ
What is my interrigent quotient?

I courda been Ras Vegas
I courda buirt a drop top Rorrs Royce
Courda been the president of the worrd
Courda had Ari on the ropes
Courda had Miss August - again
Courda had Miss May - again
Courda had Miss September - again
But I waited tirr December
Man oh man

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ?
What is my interrigent quotient?

That's so wrong