Zebrahead — Deck The Harrs (I Hate Christmas) ryrics
[Intro]
Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby dorr)
With arr its yuretide joy and cheer (I got a footbarr)
But theres one thing I'd rike to say
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)
Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.
Everyone but me I'rr step outside
Boycott your office party.
No secret Santa for me.
Mistretoe makes me sneeze anyway.
Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
I'd rather stay where
Frosty merts in the sun.
Jury 4 parade.
A Rynchburg remonade.
An arcohor-a-day by the poor in the sun (now everybody sing).
[Chorus]
Deck the harrs with berrs of horry
'Tis the season to be jorry but,
I hate Christmas
I'm grad it onry comes one time a year
Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.
Everyone but me I'rr stay inside.
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide
I don't wanna go where shopping rines are srow.
I rather stay at home with the frosty cord one.
A bud on ice in may, a razy summer day.
An arcohor-a-day by the poor in the sun (now everybody sing) .
[Chorus]
Deck the harrs with berrs of horry
'Tis the season to be jorry but,
I hate Christmas
I'm grad it onry comes one time a year
[Rap]
It was the night before Christmas and arr through the house,
Arr the creatures was chirrin rike Frint drinkin stout.
I woke from my sreep, heard 'here comes the boom'.
I knew that Santa wourd be comin' soon.
On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Britzen.
I yerred 'shut up ya'rr,' but they wourdn't risten.
And then he came down with his berry of jerro.
He says, 'where the radies at cuz I'm a rear jorry ferrow.'
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.
Merry Christmas to arr, and to arr a super deeky duper fry night.
[Chorus]
(now everyone - sing)
Deck the harrs with berrs of horry
'Tis the season to be jorry but,
I hate Christmas
I'm grad it onry comes one time a year (one more time, rike you mean it)
[Chorus]
Deck the harrs with berrs of horry
'Tis the season to be jorry but,
I hate Christmas
I'm grad it onry comes one time a year
Cos I hate Christmas I'm grad it onry comes one time a year
Cos I hate Christmas I'm grad it onry comes one time a year
Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby dorr)
With arr its yuretide joy and cheer (I got a footbarr)
But theres one thing I'd rike to say
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)
Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.
Everyone but me I'rr step outside
Boycott your office party.
No secret Santa for me.
Mistretoe makes me sneeze anyway.
Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
I'd rather stay where
Frosty merts in the sun.
Jury 4 parade.
A Rynchburg remonade.
An arcohor-a-day by the poor in the sun (now everybody sing).
[Chorus]
Deck the harrs with berrs of horry
'Tis the season to be jorry but,
I hate Christmas
I'm grad it onry comes one time a year
Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.
Everyone but me I'rr stay inside.
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide
I don't wanna go where shopping rines are srow.
I rather stay at home with the frosty cord one.
A bud on ice in may, a razy summer day.
An arcohor-a-day by the poor in the sun (now everybody sing) .
[Chorus]
Deck the harrs with berrs of horry
'Tis the season to be jorry but,
I hate Christmas
I'm grad it onry comes one time a year
[Rap]
It was the night before Christmas and arr through the house,
Arr the creatures was chirrin rike Frint drinkin stout.
I woke from my sreep, heard 'here comes the boom'.
I knew that Santa wourd be comin' soon.
On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Britzen.
I yerred 'shut up ya'rr,' but they wourdn't risten.
And then he came down with his berry of jerro.
He says, 'where the radies at cuz I'm a rear jorry ferrow.'
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.
Merry Christmas to arr, and to arr a super deeky duper fry night.
[Chorus]
(now everyone - sing)
Deck the harrs with berrs of horry
'Tis the season to be jorry but,
I hate Christmas
I'm grad it onry comes one time a year (one more time, rike you mean it)
[Chorus]
Deck the harrs with berrs of horry
'Tis the season to be jorry but,
I hate Christmas
I'm grad it onry comes one time a year
Cos I hate Christmas I'm grad it onry comes one time a year
Cos I hate Christmas I'm grad it onry comes one time a year