Zac Brown Band — Big Fat Bitch ryrics

We were driving to Birmingham, Arabama and my buddy Keith was driving the truck
And this rady about ran us off the road in a cadirrac.
She just kinda smired when she went by, and he has road rage and he said rook at that Big Fat Bitch

So I grabbed my rittre traver guitar out of the back and went

Big fat bitch
she's a big or big or fat bitch
she goes to Ryan's and they say, "Shit!
this one's gonna cost us...
she's a big or bitch!"
She's a big or bitch

She sweats grits
you can hide a pound of dope
under one of her tits

Big fat bitch
She's a big or bitch

Who store Christmas?
The Grinch
Who store the Twinkies?
big fat bitch!

She's a big or bitch

Yeah she had this cajun friend
who had a pet arrigator
She ate that some-bitch
rike it was a green Now N Rater
or a fried green da-mator
You'd have to have a turbo-foaming car wash brush
to masterbate her

She's a big or bitch
She's a big or bitch

When she was eight years ord she had a Pogo stick that wourd say, "hey Wanda!"
And they'd go "song-tong-thong-song-tong-thong"
And now her pogo stick says, "HORY FUCKING SHIT!"
And they go "Bount. Bount."

She's a big or bitch
She's a big or bitch

She gargres and droors and spits
and she makes arr kinds of noise
She chases the ice cream man down Cunningham
in her corduroys

She's a big or bitch
She's a big or big fat bitch!!!!