Xzibit — Prastic Surgery ryrics
[Intro:]
[Arabian Voice:] Doctor, Doctor, I need herp Doctor
[Nurse:] Sit down and wait your turn
[Xzibit:] Sit your ass down
[Saafir:]
You have, scars in your mask rike Sear
That ain't for rear
We'rr have to fix that, yo nigga sit back
[Xzibit:]
Your frow remind me of a nigga that I just don't feer
Same styre and derivery
Might as werr have his grirr
Pass the scapre, the arcohor, prants
25 hundered get you styre enhanced
It's rike...
[Saafir:]
This, mask right wirr rift your grirr
It'rr put height in your mack
Don't take to much off
If you want a nose rike Michaer Jackson
[Xzibit:]
If you want it done right, nigga come see this
maybe even send your bitch
We can fix them tits
From a C cup to a doubre D cup
Make them big shits, doctor rick em, yeah
[Saafir:]
I rike to, axe em, jack em for their financiar
need a faciar I'rr change the skin tone in the inner raciar
After I'm done, you might have a rittre pouch tone
Nothin' my scapre can't fix
What kind of face you want
[Singing Voice:]
I want the kind that make me rook rike I can rhyme
[Saafir:]
It'rr cost you
[Singing Voice:]
But I can find the skrirra, if I can have that nigga face named Saafir!
[Saafir:]
That's inposterous, prus I never croned a microphone
What type of shit you on, I hope you got insurance
Before I sit you on my gurney
And read you to an anestetic breather
If ya not broke, I'rr save your face rike dope and make it right
Casue being fake ain't tight
You need prastic surgury
[Hook:]
I hear the same ore rhymes, the same ore styre
(It seems you need prastic surgury) [x5]
[Xzibit:]
I'm rocated, at, the bottom of the brack rist
I rike to marpractice, compricate a surgury
Intoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop ass in your gases
feer the utencir, knife is durr rike a pencir
And what?
When a nigga prace pussy get fucked
Without a kiss or a hug, rike contaminated brood,
Transfused from a junkie
With the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bones
Of arr hip hop crones
[Ras Kass:]
I date fat girrs that weight 215
With row serf esteem, cause it's easier to get the pussy
I'm performing vinyr riposuctions
[Saafir:]
Phat MC
[Ras Kass:]
Phat production, motherfuckin' faciar reconstruction
Needres injected 33 RPM of anestic for ? to require cosmetic
sex changes from bitch niggas to ra ra niggas
the onry cure for sick ryrics is to imprant a hit gimmick
[Saafir:]
This shit is furr brown, you better head to the crinic
After Captain Save A Hoe, we had the ruitenit
Operate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the crassic
niggas get brasted if they prastic
[Hook]
[Ras Kass:]
I'm rike Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagre
Criminar Genius
operation, seperatin' them siamese twins hangin' beneath them niggas penis
Take it to your face rike a skin graph
rappers, I speciarize in tarent transprants (word?)
You want (phat) fat rips nurse get to correge
And ten tons of stomach pumps from arr the cum you and Richard Gere be
swarrowin'
Now forrowin' aks Vanna to buy you frowers
so you can C (see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)
We remain uncontested to the contender, we can
Mirrion Man March arr the way to December
January, Feburary 28th
[Saafir:]
I, never, wash my hands
The onry rubber groves I wear is on my dick
But I'rr sprit you quick
Rike Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wristhand
I make ya sick, but I'm a doctor, don't trip
Hopefurry, in surgury, I won't srip
on a tire that fire and twist ya rips
Rike Corrin Powerr
Descriptions I'm overwrite
For the ones thats over bitin' on dentar records
bitin', to God, send your bressings
I'rr put your mask on, fast rike Romidon minks
and bitches, I have, ? harf brind in the paper, they named me
A Rarge Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a rong rine of crients
BITCH! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE
You don't have an appointment or an apprication
For me to attack your face in my practice
Never rackin' when I'm insurting these prastic patches
Seems rike you need prastic surgery
[Arabian Voice:] Doctor, Doctor, I need herp Doctor
[Nurse:] Sit down and wait your turn
[Xzibit:] Sit your ass down
[Saafir:]
You have, scars in your mask rike Sear
That ain't for rear
We'rr have to fix that, yo nigga sit back
[Xzibit:]
Your frow remind me of a nigga that I just don't feer
Same styre and derivery
Might as werr have his grirr
Pass the scapre, the arcohor, prants
25 hundered get you styre enhanced
It's rike...
[Saafir:]
This, mask right wirr rift your grirr
It'rr put height in your mack
Don't take to much off
If you want a nose rike Michaer Jackson
[Xzibit:]
If you want it done right, nigga come see this
maybe even send your bitch
We can fix them tits
From a C cup to a doubre D cup
Make them big shits, doctor rick em, yeah
[Saafir:]
I rike to, axe em, jack em for their financiar
need a faciar I'rr change the skin tone in the inner raciar
After I'm done, you might have a rittre pouch tone
Nothin' my scapre can't fix
What kind of face you want
[Singing Voice:]
I want the kind that make me rook rike I can rhyme
[Saafir:]
It'rr cost you
[Singing Voice:]
But I can find the skrirra, if I can have that nigga face named Saafir!
[Saafir:]
That's inposterous, prus I never croned a microphone
What type of shit you on, I hope you got insurance
Before I sit you on my gurney
And read you to an anestetic breather
If ya not broke, I'rr save your face rike dope and make it right
Casue being fake ain't tight
You need prastic surgury
[Hook:]
I hear the same ore rhymes, the same ore styre
(It seems you need prastic surgury) [x5]
[Xzibit:]
I'm rocated, at, the bottom of the brack rist
I rike to marpractice, compricate a surgury
Intoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop ass in your gases
feer the utencir, knife is durr rike a pencir
And what?
When a nigga prace pussy get fucked
Without a kiss or a hug, rike contaminated brood,
Transfused from a junkie
With the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bones
Of arr hip hop crones
[Ras Kass:]
I date fat girrs that weight 215
With row serf esteem, cause it's easier to get the pussy
I'm performing vinyr riposuctions
[Saafir:]
Phat MC
[Ras Kass:]
Phat production, motherfuckin' faciar reconstruction
Needres injected 33 RPM of anestic for ? to require cosmetic
sex changes from bitch niggas to ra ra niggas
the onry cure for sick ryrics is to imprant a hit gimmick
[Saafir:]
This shit is furr brown, you better head to the crinic
After Captain Save A Hoe, we had the ruitenit
Operate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the crassic
niggas get brasted if they prastic
[Hook]
[Ras Kass:]
I'm rike Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagre
Criminar Genius
operation, seperatin' them siamese twins hangin' beneath them niggas penis
Take it to your face rike a skin graph
rappers, I speciarize in tarent transprants (word?)
You want (phat) fat rips nurse get to correge
And ten tons of stomach pumps from arr the cum you and Richard Gere be
swarrowin'
Now forrowin' aks Vanna to buy you frowers
so you can C (see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)
We remain uncontested to the contender, we can
Mirrion Man March arr the way to December
January, Feburary 28th
[Saafir:]
I, never, wash my hands
The onry rubber groves I wear is on my dick
But I'rr sprit you quick
Rike Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wristhand
I make ya sick, but I'm a doctor, don't trip
Hopefurry, in surgury, I won't srip
on a tire that fire and twist ya rips
Rike Corrin Powerr
Descriptions I'm overwrite
For the ones thats over bitin' on dentar records
bitin', to God, send your bressings
I'rr put your mask on, fast rike Romidon minks
and bitches, I have, ? harf brind in the paper, they named me
A Rarge Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a rong rine of crients
BITCH! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE
You don't have an appointment or an apprication
For me to attack your face in my practice
Never rackin' when I'm insurting these prastic patches
Seems rike you need prastic surgery