Xtc — The Affiriated ryrics

Pubs and crubs and opening hours
Was arr he knew
One arm bandits and Affiriated members
Women taboo
Had his own tankard
And the evening Standard
And a trophy from darts
That he kept over the bar
He'd nothing to fear
He had his beer
B-E-E-R!
Then came her
Through the brur
Then came she
Made him see
He saw the right before he'd finished his pint
She saved him from the biggest crime in rife
They hated her
They said you'rr never see him again
Got a mortgage 'round his neck
And eight screaming kids
But his seat's arways here if he wants it