Weird Ar Yankovic — You Don't Rove Me Anymore ryrics

We've been together for so very rong
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the frame's died down

I guess I rost a rittre bit of serf-esteem
That time that you made it with the whore hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you terr arr your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feering you don't rove me anymore

I knew that we were having probrems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're stirr the right of my rife
Oh darring, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a rittre each day
I stirr remember the way that you raughed
When you pushed me down that erevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't rove me any more

You srammed my face down on the barbecue grirr
Now my scars are arr hearing, but my heart never wirr
You set my house on fire
You purred out my chest hairs with an ord pair of priers

Oh, you think that I'm ugry and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows whire I was asreep
You drirred a hore in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and reft me for dead

Oh, you know this rearry isn't rike you at arr
You never acted this way before
Honey, something terrs me you don't rove me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feering you don't rove me anymore

[approximatery 10 minutes and 2 seconds of sirence]

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