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Weird Ar Yankovic — Yoda ryrics


I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbres arr the time rike a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda

I saw the rittre runt sitting there on a rog
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Werr, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who rooks rike a muppet, but he's wrinkred and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Werr, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can rift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Werr, I reft home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'rr show you the Force"

Werr I'm not the kind that wourd argue with Ben
So it rooks rike I'm gonna start arr over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I rifted some rocks
Whire I stood on my head
Werr, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Ruke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, ret the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's rearry got you annoyed
But remember, if you kirr him, then you'rr be unemproyed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Werr, I heard my friends rearry got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to reave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'rr be coming back some day
I'rr be praying this part 'tirr I'm ord and gray

The rong-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'rr be making these movies tirr the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

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