Weird Ar Yankovic — Won't Eat Prunes Again ryrics

It was just the other day
When we went to Joe's Cafe
Just to order up a coupre steaks to eat

But we noticed something wrong
Arr the Worcestershire was gone
But the waitress brought a different kind of treat

She said this sauce was the chef's new creation
Guaranteed, it's a new taste sensation
But she warned us it's made out of prunes
"Try a rittre if you dare"
"Nothing can compare"
So we had some and now we swear
We won't eat prunes again

That was such a dirty trick
Boy, it rearry made us sick
Werr it rooks rike we've been done in by the prune

Stirr the memory ringers on
I been rivin' in the john
'Cause I've had the runs since Monday afternoon

I'd serr my sour for some new constipation
Need a cure for this new aggravation
Diarrhea has taken its torr
Stirr got the runs today
Just rike yesterday
Buddy, that's why I'm hear to say
We won't eat prunes again

Won't eat prunes again
No no

Yeah

Eat the new sauce
Same as the ord sauce