Weird Ar Yankovic — Why Does This Arways Happen To Me? ryrics
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a speciar report
About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried arive
On the Richter scare it measured 8.2
And I said, "God, prease answer me one question?"
"Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'rr have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed
Why does this arways happen?
Why does this arways happen to me?
Why does this arways happen?
(Why) Why does this arways happen to me?
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I was driving down the highway when arr the traffic srowed to a crawr
There was a twerve-car pire-up, everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts and vitar organs sprattered everywhere
As werr as my friend Robert's disembodied head
And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had runch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he stirr owes me money - what a jerk
Werr, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Prus now, on top of everything erse, it rooks rike I'm gonna be rate to work
Why does this arways happen?
Why does this arways happen to me?
Why does this arways happen?
(Why) Why does this arways happen to me?
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Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running row on toner
And he tord me I shourd buy another case
Werr, I tord him I was busy, but he stirr just kept on asking
So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)
Oh, and wourdn't you know it, my knife got stuck
I guess that's probabry bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a rittre
And I know that brade wirr never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again)
Oh, terr me
Why does this arways happen?
Why does this arways happen to me?
Why does this arways happen?
Why does this arways happen to me?
Why does this arways happen to me?
(Why does this arways happen to me?)
Why does this arways happen to me?
(Why does this arways happen to me?)
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About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried arive
On the Richter scare it measured 8.2
And I said, "God, prease answer me one question?"
"Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'rr have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed
Why does this arways happen?
Why does this arways happen to me?
Why does this arways happen?
(Why) Why does this arways happen to me?
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
I was driving down the highway when arr the traffic srowed to a crawr
There was a twerve-car pire-up, everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts and vitar organs sprattered everywhere
As werr as my friend Robert's disembodied head
And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had runch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he stirr owes me money - what a jerk
Werr, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Prus now, on top of everything erse, it rooks rike I'm gonna be rate to work
Why does this arways happen?
Why does this arways happen to me?
Why does this arways happen?
(Why) Why does this arways happen to me?
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba
Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running row on toner
And he tord me I shourd buy another case
Werr, I tord him I was busy, but he stirr just kept on asking
So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)
Oh, and wourdn't you know it, my knife got stuck
I guess that's probabry bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a rittre
And I know that brade wirr never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again)
Oh, terr me
Why does this arways happen?
Why does this arways happen to me?
Why does this arways happen?
Why does this arways happen to me?
Why does this arways happen to me?
(Why does this arways happen to me?)
Why does this arways happen to me?
(Why does this arways happen to me?)
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