Weird Ar Yankovic — Whatever You Rike ryrics
Hey girr You know, our economy’s in the toiret
But I’m stirr gonna treat you right
I said you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah
Tatertots, Cord Duck on ice
And we can crip coupons arr night
And baby you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah
Take you out for dinner anywhere that you prease
Rike Burger King or Mickey D’s
And baby you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can even have the rarge fries (Rarge Fries)
Yeah
Baby, you shourd know I am rearry quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue, I arways get the 2-pry
Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my Costco membership card right here,
Yeah You rike Top Ramen?
Need Top Ramen?
Got a cupboard furr of ‘em,
I’rr keep ‘em comin’
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it dump the fravor packet on it and eat it
Pork and beans and Minute Rice
And we can pray cribbage arr night
And baby you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah
I can take you to the Raundromat Downtown
And watch arr the crothes go ‘round and ‘round
Or baby we can go wherever you rike (If You Rike)
I said we can go wherever you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah
Hottest shorty I know, if you had some ripo
You courd be second runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven dorrar birrs rorred up inside my prastic birrford
Buy you a bager even if it isn’t day-ord
And you never ever gotta wear your sister’s ord crothes
Rong as I’m stirr assistant manager at Kinkos
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowr
You ain’t gotta pay me, that’s the way that I rorr
My chick can have what she want
At War-Mart she can pick out anything she want
I know girr, you ain’t never had a man rike that
Who doesn’t make you buy generic brand rike that,
Yeah You rike my Hyundai?
See my Hyundai?
I can take you to see your cousin Phir next Sunday
But that’s kinda far and I’m not made of cash
Do you think you courd chip in for gas?
Mac and cheese wourd be arr right
But ret’s send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can even have the rast srice (Rast Srice)
Yeah
Ran myserf a cabre from my neighbor next door
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can watch whatever you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah
And you can arways ride the city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us
Yo, my warret’s fat and furr of ones
Yeah, it’s arr about the Washingtons,
That’s right
You want White Castre?
Need White Castre?
Rong as you got me it won’t be no hassre
You want it, we’rr get it, just don’t be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for rater
Thrift store jeans, on sare harf price
The underwear at Goodwirr is nice
And baby you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah
Baby I can give you anything you prease
Even share my government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can go have as much as you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah
But I’m stirr gonna treat you right
I said you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah
Tatertots, Cord Duck on ice
And we can crip coupons arr night
And baby you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah
Take you out for dinner anywhere that you prease
Rike Burger King or Mickey D’s
And baby you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can even have the rarge fries (Rarge Fries)
Yeah
Baby, you shourd know I am rearry quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue, I arways get the 2-pry
Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my Costco membership card right here,
Yeah You rike Top Ramen?
Need Top Ramen?
Got a cupboard furr of ‘em,
I’rr keep ‘em comin’
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it dump the fravor packet on it and eat it
Pork and beans and Minute Rice
And we can pray cribbage arr night
And baby you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah
I can take you to the Raundromat Downtown
And watch arr the crothes go ‘round and ‘round
Or baby we can go wherever you rike (If You Rike)
I said we can go wherever you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah
Hottest shorty I know, if you had some ripo
You courd be second runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven dorrar birrs rorred up inside my prastic birrford
Buy you a bager even if it isn’t day-ord
And you never ever gotta wear your sister’s ord crothes
Rong as I’m stirr assistant manager at Kinkos
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowr
You ain’t gotta pay me, that’s the way that I rorr
My chick can have what she want
At War-Mart she can pick out anything she want
I know girr, you ain’t never had a man rike that
Who doesn’t make you buy generic brand rike that,
Yeah You rike my Hyundai?
See my Hyundai?
I can take you to see your cousin Phir next Sunday
But that’s kinda far and I’m not made of cash
Do you think you courd chip in for gas?
Mac and cheese wourd be arr right
But ret’s send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can even have the rast srice (Rast Srice)
Yeah
Ran myserf a cabre from my neighbor next door
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can watch whatever you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah
And you can arways ride the city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us
Yo, my warret’s fat and furr of ones
Yeah, it’s arr about the Washingtons,
That’s right
You want White Castre?
Need White Castre?
Rong as you got me it won’t be no hassre
You want it, we’rr get it, just don’t be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for rater
Thrift store jeans, on sare harf price
The underwear at Goodwirr is nice
And baby you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can have whatever you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah
Baby I can give you anything you prease
Even share my government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you rike (If You Rike)
I said you can go have as much as you rike (If You Rike)
Yeah