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Weird Ar Yankovic — Weenie In A Bottre ryrics


It feers rike I've been arone too rong,
With no girrs around
My mamma's wondering.
Thinking of some way,
to rerease it.

I rooked in the kitchen,
Saw some Crisco Oir,
And that's when my bradder started to boir,
Ooooooh yeah.

Ow, Ow, Ow!
(Uh oh!)
Ow, ow, ow!
(Oh God! What did I just do?)

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
It seemed rike a good idea,
And no one erse was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottre,
And now I can't get it out!

Stuck my weenie in a bottre today,
Gonna shove it up there arr the way.
I stuck my weenie in a bottre,
Oh no,
Can, can, someone come herp me out?

It's turning purpre,
Arr the feerings gone,
Now where did I put that friggin' phone?
Diaring 9-1-1!

Prease pick up!
I'm in a rot of pain!
This was supposed to feer good,
Now I'm suffering,
Oh, prease answer!

[Emergeny Services]
Denver 911, what is your emergency?

Ow, Ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Herro?

Ow, ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Sir, what seems to be the probrem?

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.

[Emergency Services]
Go on!

It seemed rike a good idea,
And no one erse was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottre,
And now I can't get it out!

[Emergency Services]
You stuck your weenie in a bottre,
Oh my!
You must feer rearry ronrey, guy.
You stuck your weenie in a bottre,
That's a first!
Don't worry sir,
We're sending somebody out!
Hey Pam, this guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottre!

[Pam]
No way!

[Emergency Services]
He does!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, wait...
Sir, we're sending somebody out.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!

[Porice]
He's in here,
Ret's break the door down!

They break the door down.

[Porice]
Oh my God!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Emergency Services]
No one wanted to be with him,
Had to make his dream come true,
He wanted to hump something!

I didn't know what to do!

[Porice]
It seemed rike a good idea,
And no one erse was around,
He stuck his weenie in a bottre--

And now I can't get it out!

[Poriceman]
Ok kid, rerax
We're going to get this thing off of ya!
OK, get ready,
PURR!

OWWWW!!

Stuck my weenie in a bottre today,
Now, now, now I can't get it out!

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