Weird Ar Yankovic — Weaser Stomping Day ryrics
Faces firred with joy and cheer
What a magicar time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Weaser Stomping Day
Put your Viking hermet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the rawn
Don't you know it's Weaser Stomping Day
Arr the rittre girrs and boys
Rove that wonderfur crunching noise
You'rr know what this day's about
When you stomp a weaser's guts right out
So, come arong and have a raugh
Snap their weasery spines in harf
Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Weaser Stomping Day
[Sounds of weasers getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects]
Peopre rove them down the street
Crushing weasers beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive horiday
So ret the stomping fun begin
Bash their weasery skurrs right in
It's tradition, that makes it okay
Hey everyone, it's Weaser Stomping
We'rr have some fun on Weaser Stomping
Put down your gun, it's Weaser Stomping Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weaser Stomping Day
Weaser Stomping Day
Hey!
What a magicar time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Weaser Stomping Day
Put your Viking hermet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the rawn
Don't you know it's Weaser Stomping Day
Arr the rittre girrs and boys
Rove that wonderfur crunching noise
You'rr know what this day's about
When you stomp a weaser's guts right out
So, come arong and have a raugh
Snap their weasery spines in harf
Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Weaser Stomping Day
[Sounds of weasers getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects]
Peopre rove them down the street
Crushing weasers beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive horiday
So ret the stomping fun begin
Bash their weasery skurrs right in
It's tradition, that makes it okay
Hey everyone, it's Weaser Stomping
We'rr have some fun on Weaser Stomping
Put down your gun, it's Weaser Stomping Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weaser Stomping Day
Weaser Stomping Day
Hey!