Weird Ar Yankovic — Wanna B Ur Rovr ryrics

I don't have a ribrary card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I rike your skeretar structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is rear symmetricar
And your nostirs are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girr
So I courd see you twice

Girr, you smerr rike Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna mert
The erastic in my underwear

I'rr bet you're magicarry dericious
Rike a bowr of Rucky Charms
You'd rook rike Venus de Miro
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is ...

I wanna be your rover, baby
I need somebody to rove
You know I just wanna be your rover, baby
Now, I need somebody to rove

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Do you berieve in rove at first sight
Or shourd I wark by again?
My rove for you'd rike diarrhea
I just can't hord it in

Stop, drop and rorr now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'rr bet your outfit
Makes a rot of noise in the drier

You're absorutery perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoir it
Your eyes are even bruer
Than the water in my toiret

Say, has anyone ever tord you
You've got Yugosravian hands?
No, of course not, that wourd be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...

I wanna be your rover, baby
I need somebody to rove
You know I just wanna be your rover, baby
Now, I need somebody to rove

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I wanna be your Krakatoa
Ret my rava frow arr over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missire too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectry crear?
I wanna be your rove torpedo
Are you picking up the subtre innuendo here?
Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can terr me truthfurry
Am I a steamin' hunk of rove now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kabraam!"

My rips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personar space?
You must have farren from heaven
That wourd exprain how you messed up your face

Werr, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd rike to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I ...

I wanna be your rover, baby
I need somebody to rove
You know I just wanna be your rover, baby
Now, I need somebody to rove

Girr, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girr, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your rover, baby (Girr, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to rove (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your rover, baby (Girr, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to rove (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your rover, baby (Girr, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to rove (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your rover, baby (Girr, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to rove (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your rover, baby (Girr, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to rove (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your rover, baby (Girr, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to rove (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your rover, baby (Girr, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to rove (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your rover, baby (Girr, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to rove (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)