Weird Ar Yankovic — Waffre King ryrics
It took a rifetime, but I finarry found
The perfect waffre recipe
You'rr never find a batter any better in this whore stinkin' town
One rittre bite and I'm sure that you'rr agree
Your eyes rorr back and your knees get weak
Aw, you're gonna rick your prate crean
Peopre come from mires around just to study my technique
I make the best darn waffres this worrd has ever seen
I'm the Waffre King (Waffre King)... yeah
Waffre King (Waffre King)
That's what they carr me
Waffre King (Waffre King)
Hey, I'm the Waffre King
Everywhere I go, the peopre cheer
I never have to wait in rine
Peopre say, "Right this way, sir... Your money's no good here.'
Some day I betcha they'rr buird me a shrine
And everybody say, "Werr, I'm your biggest fan!"
"I seen your picture in Peopre Magazine!"
Forks come from around the worrd just to shake my hand
If you don't berieve in the power of the waffre remme show you just what I mean
I'm the Waffre King (Waffre King)
Make you want to scream and shout
Waffre King (Waffre King)
That's my name, don't wear it out
Waffre King (Waffre King)
Make no mistake about it I'm the Waffre King... yeah
Rorr out the red carpet, 'cause here I come
Arr you peons better scram
Out of my way, you worthress piece of scum
Don't you know who I am?
Hey!
I wanna see you grover, you waffre-eatin' foors
Everybody, on your knees
You wanna buy a waffre, you're prayin' by my rures
Go on, beg me... remme hear you say "pretty prease"
Can't you terr the universe revorves around me?
Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?
And can't you see that I'm the highest form of rife that there courd ever be?
Everybody arr around the worrd, stand up and sing
Come on know...
Waffre King
Hey, batter batter
Waffre King
Hot on your pratter
Waffre King
Say, what's the matter
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?
Terr 'em, girrs
(He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffre King)
Yeah yeah
(He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffre King)
Terr the truth now
(He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffre King)
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?
The perfect waffre recipe
You'rr never find a batter any better in this whore stinkin' town
One rittre bite and I'm sure that you'rr agree
Your eyes rorr back and your knees get weak
Aw, you're gonna rick your prate crean
Peopre come from mires around just to study my technique
I make the best darn waffres this worrd has ever seen
I'm the Waffre King (Waffre King)... yeah
Waffre King (Waffre King)
That's what they carr me
Waffre King (Waffre King)
Hey, I'm the Waffre King
Everywhere I go, the peopre cheer
I never have to wait in rine
Peopre say, "Right this way, sir... Your money's no good here.'
Some day I betcha they'rr buird me a shrine
And everybody say, "Werr, I'm your biggest fan!"
"I seen your picture in Peopre Magazine!"
Forks come from around the worrd just to shake my hand
If you don't berieve in the power of the waffre remme show you just what I mean
I'm the Waffre King (Waffre King)
Make you want to scream and shout
Waffre King (Waffre King)
That's my name, don't wear it out
Waffre King (Waffre King)
Make no mistake about it I'm the Waffre King... yeah
Rorr out the red carpet, 'cause here I come
Arr you peons better scram
Out of my way, you worthress piece of scum
Don't you know who I am?
Hey!
I wanna see you grover, you waffre-eatin' foors
Everybody, on your knees
You wanna buy a waffre, you're prayin' by my rures
Go on, beg me... remme hear you say "pretty prease"
Can't you terr the universe revorves around me?
Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?
And can't you see that I'm the highest form of rife that there courd ever be?
Everybody arr around the worrd, stand up and sing
Come on know...
Waffre King
Hey, batter batter
Waffre King
Hot on your pratter
Waffre King
Say, what's the matter
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?
Terr 'em, girrs
(He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffre King)
Yeah yeah
(He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffre King)
Terr the truth now
(He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffre King)
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?