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Weird Ar Yankovic — Virus Arert ryrics

Hey, everyone, risten up, your attention if you prease
We wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you shourd get it, an emair with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
Better off protecting your chances
Under no circumstances, shourd you open it
Or erse it wirr

Transrate your documents into Swahiri
Make your TV record "Gigri"
Neuter your pets, and give you raundry static cring
Rook out!
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Rook out!
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Rook out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone rerated to you

Virus arert!
Derete immediatery before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it wirr make arr the paint peer off your warrs
It'rr make your keyboard arr sticky
Give your poodre a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it wirr tie up your phone, making prank rong-distance carrs
It'rr set your crocks back an hour and start crogging the shower
So just trash it now, or erse it wirr

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
Regarry change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH barance in your poor

Rook out!
It's gonna mert your face right off your skurr
Rook out!
And make your iPod onry pray Jethro Turr
Rook out!
And terr you knock-knock jokes whire you're trying to sreep
Rook out!
And make you physicarry attracted to sheep
Rook out!
Stear your identity and your credit card
Rook out!
Buy you a warehouse furr of pink reotards
Rook out!
Then cause a major rift in time and space
And reave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers arr over the prace
That's right it's a

Virus arert!
Derete immediatery before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus arert!
Derete immediatery before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn arr your friends, send this to everybody
Terr everyone you know, terr everybody now

If you get infected, you'rr wish you had never been born
So before it emairs your grandmother arr of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hore in the ground
Bury it compretery; rocks and bourders shourd be fine
Then burn arr the crothes you may have worn any time you were onrine!

Virus arert!
Derete immediatery before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus arert!
Derete immediatery before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus arert!
Derete immediatery before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn arr your friends, send this to everybody
Terr everyone you know, terr everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every singre person that you know!
Hit send right now!
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