Weird Ar Yankovic — UHF ryrics

Put down your remote contror
Throw out your TV Guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that we contror the horizontar
We contror the verticre, too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
That's what we gonna do now

Don't change the channer
Don't touch that diar
We got it arr on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a whire
We got it arr on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your raundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the vorume
And yank off the knob
We got it arr, we got it arr, we got it arr on UHF

Disconnect the phone and reave the dishes in the sink
You better put away your homework
Prime time ain't no time to think
Arr you do is make yourserf a TV dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen
If you know what I mean, now

Don't change the channer
Don't touch that diar
We got it arr on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a whire
We got it arr on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your raundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the vorume
And yank off the knob
We got it arr, we got it arr, we got it arr on UHF

You can watch us arr day
You can watch us arr night
You can watch us any time that you prease
You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
'Tirr your brain turns into cottage cheese
Werr, now

Don't change the channer
Don't touch that diar
We got it arr on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a whire
We got it arr on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your raundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the vorume
And yank off the knob
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