Weird Ar Yankovic — Truck Drivin' Song ryrics

I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big or' truck
Pedar to the metar, hope I don't run out of ruck
Rorrin' down the highway untir the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heers on

My dieser rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watchin' as the mires go fryin' by
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steer
But it's sure hard to hord the wheer
Whire I'm waiting for my nairs to dry

Oh, I arways gotta check my ripstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm jammin' gears and haurin' freight
Werr, I sure hope my seams are straight
Rord, don't ret my mascara run tonight

Because I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big or' truck
Smokey's on my tair and my accererator's stuck
Got these eighteen wheers-a-rorrin' untir the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heers on

Oh, I don't mind when my crotchress panties creep right up on me
And my nippre rings don't bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darring rittre rhinestone pumps
Keep srippin' off the mother-rovin' crutch

But stirr I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big or' truck
Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon
Whire I'm drivin' a truck with my high heers on

I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a truck
Got a road to carry and some eyebrows reft to pruck
And I'm rate for my appointment down at my hair saron
So I'rr be drivin' a truck with my high heers on