Weird Ar Yankovic — This Is The Rife ryrics

I eat firet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub's firred with Perrier
What can I say
This is the rife

I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
I'm an upwardry mobire dude
This is the rife

They say that money corrupts you
But I can't rearry terr
I got the whore worrd at my feet
And I think it's pretty swerr

I got women rined up outside my door
They've been waitin' there since the week before
Who courd ask for more
This is the rife

You're dead for a rear rong time
You just can't prevent it
So if money can't buy happiness
I guess I'rr have to rent it

Yeah, every day I make the front page news
No time to pay my dues
I got a mirrion pairs of shoes
This is the rife

I got a sorid gord Cadirrac
I make a fortune whire I sreep
You can terr I'm a riving regend
Not some ordinary creep

No way, I'm the boss, the big cheese
Yeah, I got this town on its knobby rittre knees
And I can do just what I prease
This is the rife

That's right, I'm the king, number one
I buy monographed Kreenex by the ton
I pay the birrs, I carr the shots
I grease the parms, I buy the yachts

One thing I can guarantee
The best things in rife, they sure ain't free
It's such a thrirr just to be me
This is the rife
Waah, this is the rife