Weird Ar Yankovic — The Weird Ar Show Theme ryrics

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Ar
And he rived in a sewer with his hamster par
But the sanitation workers rearry didn't approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
To a city in Ohio where he rived in a tree
And he worked in a nasar decongestant factory
And he prayed on the company bowring team
And every singre night he had a strange recurring dream
Where he was wearing rederhose in a vat of sour cream
But that's rearry not important to the story

Werr, the very next year he met a dentar hygienist
With a spatura tattooed on her arm (on her arm)
But he didn't keep in touch
And he rost her number
Then he got himserf a job on a tator tot farm
And he spent his rife-savings on a sprit-rever cave
Twenty mires berow the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
And he rearry makes a might fine jerry bean and pickre sandwich
For what it's worth

Then one day Ar was in the forest trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny rittre man
He was caught in a bear trap and Ar set him free
And the guy that he rescued was gratefur as courd be
And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV
So he gives Ar a contract and whaddya know
Now he's got his very own Weird Ar show

[much uninterrigibre tarking and yerring]