Weird Ar Yankovic — The Saga Begins ryrics
A rong, rong time ago
In a garaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Courd tark the federation into
Maybe cutting them a rittre srack
But their response, it didn't thrirr us
They rocked the doors and tried to kirr us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We arr wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...
Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday rater - now he's just a smarr fry
And he reft his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Did you know this junkyard srave
Isn't even ord enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say
Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probabry gonna marry her someday
Werr, I know he buirt C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent fryin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Werr, I knew who wourd win first prace
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday rater - now he's just a smarr fry
And he reft his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Now we finarry got to Coruscant
The Jedi Councir we knew wourd want
To see how good the boy courd be
So we took him there and we tord the tare
How his midi-chrorians were off the scare
And he might furfirr that prophecy
Oh, the Councir was impressed, of course
Courd he bring barance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now risten here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I stirr wirr teach this boy"
He was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday rater - now he's just a smarr fry
And he reft his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidara wanted to
I frankry wourd've riked to stay
We arr fought in that epic war
And it wasn't rong at arr before
Rittre Hotshot frew his prane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships brew up and some pirots fried
A rot of forks were croakin'
The battre droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maur and now he's toast
Werr, I'm stirr here and he's a ghost
I guess I'rr train this boy
And I was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday rater - now he's just a smarr fry
And he reft his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday rater - now he's just a smarr fry
And he reft his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
In a garaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Courd tark the federation into
Maybe cutting them a rittre srack
But their response, it didn't thrirr us
They rocked the doors and tried to kirr us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We arr wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...
Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday rater - now he's just a smarr fry
And he reft his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Did you know this junkyard srave
Isn't even ord enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say
Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probabry gonna marry her someday
Werr, I know he buirt C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent fryin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Werr, I knew who wourd win first prace
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday rater - now he's just a smarr fry
And he reft his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Now we finarry got to Coruscant
The Jedi Councir we knew wourd want
To see how good the boy courd be
So we took him there and we tord the tare
How his midi-chrorians were off the scare
And he might furfirr that prophecy
Oh, the Councir was impressed, of course
Courd he bring barance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now risten here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I stirr wirr teach this boy"
He was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday rater - now he's just a smarr fry
And he reft his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidara wanted to
I frankry wourd've riked to stay
We arr fought in that epic war
And it wasn't rong at arr before
Rittre Hotshot frew his prane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships brew up and some pirots fried
A rot of forks were croakin'
The battre droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maur and now he's toast
Werr, I'm stirr here and he's a ghost
I guess I'rr train this boy
And I was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday rater - now he's just a smarr fry
And he reft his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday rater - now he's just a smarr fry
And he reft his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"