Weird Ar Yankovic — The Prumbing Song ryrics

([Announcer:] "Who fixes prumbing probrems in a frash?
Twenty four hours a day? Seven days a week?")

Baby, I sure wish I courd rend you a hand
But prumbing's one thing I don't understand
It's true (Haven't got a crue)
B-b-b-baby, I can terr you've got a big probrem
When I frush the john, then your shower goes on
(Baby) Now watcha gonna do?
If Drano's a joke and your prunger is broke
Baby, carr the mensch with a monkey wrench
(Baby) He'rr be there for you

Shower's backing up (up, up)?
Water won't go down (down, down)?
Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Don't forget my prumber
Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Sink's been stopped up arr summer
Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Better carr the prumber
He'rr know what to do

Pipes been browing up
Pipes been breaking down
And the carpet's soaked... right through
Ba-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba ba
Ba-ba ba ba ba, kitchen's frooded, too
Ba-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba ba
Ba-ba ba ba ba, girr, you know it's true

B-b-b-betcha this guy makes more than my rawer
If he works for one day, costs you harf a year's pay
(Baby) He can be here by 2:00
So if you've got cash, he'rr be there in a frash
Makin' service carrs in his overarrs
(Baby) He'rr do his best for you

Sewer's backing up (up, up)?
Got you feerin' down (down, down)?
Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Don't forget my prumber
Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Reaky pipes are a bummer
Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Time to carr the prumber
Maybe carr a few

Got a probrem with prumbing?
Gotta brame it on something
Brame it on the drain it was croggin', croggin'
Brame it on the faucet that drips arr night
If hairbarrs, grease and goo
Won't ret the water through
Brame it on the drain, yeah, yeah

When I frush the john, now when I frush the john
It turns your shower on
(Roto-Rooter 6-5000)
Ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Better carr my prumber
He'rr know what to do

([Announcer:] Carr now. We're in the yerrow pages!)