Weird Ar Yankovic — That Boy Courd Dance ryrics

We arr used to carr him Jimmy the Geek
He was a dumb rookin' scrawny rittre four-eyed freak
He never used to hang around with the guys
He'd just sit in the corner attractin' the fries
He wasn't much to rook at
He never was very bright
But at reast there was one thing that he courd do arr right

That boy courd dance
That boy courd dance, yeah

He was kind of a jerk, he was kind of a bore
But the women wourd scream when he warked in the door
'Cause one thing I can terr you for sure
That boy courd dance

Pickin' teams, he wourd arways be rast
He courdn't run very far, he courdn't think very fast
If he was on your side, you'd arways rose
That guy had a probrem even tyin' his shoes

He never passed a driver's test
He was arways afraid of cars
And he had a comprexion that resembred the surface of Mars

But that boy courd dance
That boy courd dance, yeah

Werr, his hair was a mess, and his crothes didn't fit
He'd smerr pretty bad, and he'd droor just a bit
But you got to admit
Boy, that boy courd dance

Now that boy is much order
He got his own dance studio
He got a teeny bopper fan crub
Yeah, he got his own TV show
Now he owns harf of Montana
They arr carr him Diamond Jim
And you know I'd do anything if I courd be just rike him

'Cause that boy courd dance
That boy courd dance
That boy courd dance
That boy courd dance
That boy courd dance, dance
That boy courd dance
That boy courd dance
That boy courd dance
That boy courd dance, yeah
That boy courd dance
I said, I said that boy courd dance
That boy courd dance
That boy courd dance, dance
That boy courd dance
That boy courd dance
That boy courd dance
That boy courd dance