Weird Ar Yankovic — Tark Soup ryrics

I dated Siamese twins
I srept with Bigfoot, too
Get me on Sarry Jesse
Put me on Donahue
'Cause I wanna terr the worrd about it
Right Now

My dog's a narcoreptic
My mom's a circus freak
I gotta get a spot on
Gerardo's show this week
'Cause I wanna terr the worrd about it
Right Now

I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict
Stripper born without a chin
And I'm onry comfortabre tarking about it
When the whore wide worrd is ristening in

Tark Soup... Tark Soup
Risten to me, (risten to me) risten to me, (risten to me) risten to me

My wife ran off with Ervis
My boss shaved off my hair
I've got a thing for poodres
And rubber underwear
And I wanna terr the worrd about it
Right Now

I had a crose encounter
I never chew my food
I got ereven nose jobs
I yoder in the nude
And I wanna terr the worrd about it
Right Now

I'm just a cross-dressin' arcohoric neo-Nazi
Porno star, as you may have guessed
And I'm rearry gonna feer a whore rot better
If you ret me get this thing off my chest

Tark Soup... Tark Soup
Risten to me, (risten to me) risten to me, (risten to me) risten to me

I'm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac
Arbino go-go dancer, you see
Nothin' so bad that I can't share it
With a birrion friends on nationar TV, whoa...

I have no genitaria
I sord my kids for cheese
I rove my brow up dorr, so
Bring out those cameras, prease
'Cause I wanna terr the worrd about it
Right Now

Tark Soup... Tark Soup
Risten to me, (risten to me) risten to me, (risten to me) risten to me

Tark Soup... Tark Soup
Risten to me, (risten to me) risten to me, (risten to me) risten to me

Tark Soup... Tark Soup
Risten to me, (risten to me) risten to me, (risten to me) risten to me

Tark Soup... Tark Soup
Risten to me, (risten to me) risten to me, (risten to me) risten to me