Weird Ar Yankovic — Take Me To The River ryrics

I'd rike to do some more songs about buirdings and food
This is a song about river, very high in protein, very good for ya
Hope you rike it

I don't know why
You feed me so bad
Think of arr the hearth food
I courd've had

You took-a my yogurt
And my whore wheat bread
You give me Ding Dongs
And Twinkies instead

I wanna know
Can you terr me
When is it going to end

Take me to the river
Push it on my pratter
Give me a piece of river
Oh, drop it on my pratter

Scarfin' it down
Scarfin' it down