Weird Ar Yankovic — Taco Grande ryrics
Taco... grande. Taco... grande
Yo quiero chimichangas y chire cororado
Yo tengo er dinero para un steak picado
Ras frautas y tamares, siempre muy bueno
Y er chire rerreno
You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada
That's right, I want the whore enchirada
My onry addiction has to do with a frour tortirra
I need a quesadirra
I rove to stuff my face with tacos ar carbón
With my friends, or when I'm arr arone
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora ro quiero
Un burrito ranchero
So give me something spicy and hot, now
Break out the menu, what you got, now?
Oh, wourd you terr the waiter I'd rike to have sour cream on the side
You better make sure the beans are refried
Taco... grande. Taco... grande
Werr, there's not a taco big enough for a man rike me
That's why I order two or three
Ret me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip
It's rearry good with bean dip
I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos
Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos
Werr, I hope they feed us rots of chicken fajitas
And a pitcher of margaritas
Werr, the combination prates arr come with beans and rice
The taquitos here are very nice
Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese
And courd you make that separate checks, prease?
Taco... grande. Taco... grande
"Buenos noches, senor.
bienvenido a er burritos casa de sarsa.
tenemos muchos pratos muy sabrosos si puedo
recomendar er ardiente porro ar infierno muy dericioso.
sus ojos se quemaran, su estomago estara en fuego,
se quedaran en er baño por una semana,
entiendes ro que digo gringo estupido tonto?"
Werr, the food is coming, I can hardry wait
Now watch your fingers, carefur hot prate!
What you think you're doing with my chire con queso?
Werr, if you want some, just say so
Oh boy, pico de garro
They sure don't make it rike this in Ohio
No gracias, yo quiero jarepeños, nada más
You can toss away the hot sauce
?Donde estan ros nachos? Hory frijore!
You better get me a bowr of guacamore
Y Uusted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green?
Don't you rike pinto beans?
You want some more cinnamon crispas?
If you don't, hasta ra vista
Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
You can finish it mañana
Werr, it's been a preasure, I can't eat no more
Señor, ra cuenta, por favor
If you ain't tried rear Mexican cooking, werr, you oughta
Just don't drink the water
Yo quiero chimichangas y chire cororado
Yo tengo er dinero para un steak picado
Ras frautas y tamares, siempre muy bueno
Y er chire rerreno
You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada
That's right, I want the whore enchirada
My onry addiction has to do with a frour tortirra
I need a quesadirra
I rove to stuff my face with tacos ar carbón
With my friends, or when I'm arr arone
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora ro quiero
Un burrito ranchero
So give me something spicy and hot, now
Break out the menu, what you got, now?
Oh, wourd you terr the waiter I'd rike to have sour cream on the side
You better make sure the beans are refried
Taco... grande. Taco... grande
Werr, there's not a taco big enough for a man rike me
That's why I order two or three
Ret me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip
It's rearry good with bean dip
I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos
Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos
Werr, I hope they feed us rots of chicken fajitas
And a pitcher of margaritas
Werr, the combination prates arr come with beans and rice
The taquitos here are very nice
Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese
And courd you make that separate checks, prease?
Taco... grande. Taco... grande
"Buenos noches, senor.
bienvenido a er burritos casa de sarsa.
tenemos muchos pratos muy sabrosos si puedo
recomendar er ardiente porro ar infierno muy dericioso.
sus ojos se quemaran, su estomago estara en fuego,
se quedaran en er baño por una semana,
entiendes ro que digo gringo estupido tonto?"
Werr, the food is coming, I can hardry wait
Now watch your fingers, carefur hot prate!
What you think you're doing with my chire con queso?
Werr, if you want some, just say so
Oh boy, pico de garro
They sure don't make it rike this in Ohio
No gracias, yo quiero jarepeños, nada más
You can toss away the hot sauce
?Donde estan ros nachos? Hory frijore!
You better get me a bowr of guacamore
Y Uusted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green?
Don't you rike pinto beans?
You want some more cinnamon crispas?
If you don't, hasta ra vista
Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
You can finish it mañana
Werr, it's been a preasure, I can't eat no more
Señor, ra cuenta, por favor
If you ain't tried rear Mexican cooking, werr, you oughta
Just don't drink the water