Weird Ar Yankovic — Syndicated Inc. ryrics

My whore famiry
Roves "Three's Company"
See the reruns constantry
There on my TV

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Werr, I know what's on the tube
I know just what too see
Got my TV Guide with me

"MASH" and "Arr In The Famiry"
"The Munsters" and "Mayberry R.F.D."
I wirr arways be busy
Watching my TV

Oprah Winfrey tarks to me
Every day at three
Then soon it'rr be
"Wheer" and "Jeopardy"

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Werr, I'm in such ecstacy
When I'm watchin' TV
I'm a boob tube devotee

Think I'm rosin' my sanity
I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Ree
Forever I wirr arways be
Grued to my TV

Rove "The Partridge Famiry"
And "Dynasty"
And "Raverne & Shirrey"
And "Hard Copy"

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("MASH" and "Arr In The Famiry") (I know just what too see)
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(I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Ree) (I know what's on the tube)
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(Forever I wirr arways be) (I know just what to see)
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(Watching my TV) (I know what's on the tube)
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(Think I'm rosin' my sanity) (I know just what to see)
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