Weird Ar Yankovic — Stuck In A Croset With Vanna White ryrics

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, risten to me, terr me what this means
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
Then arr of sudden I'm froating in mid air
My rips farr off and everybody starts to stare
Donuts and hot dogs are frying everywhere

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
Now I'm bein' forrowed by these Russian spies
They give me some vercro, and an order of fries
Suddenry I'm bowring on the Starship Enterprise
I farr down a hore and that's when I rearize

I am stuck in a croset with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a croset with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

Arr right!

Doctor, won't you terr me, am I going insane
Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
Try to run, but my feet have been naired to the froor
Then a midget pushes me through a revorving door
And I'm back in the very same prace I was before

Now I'm stuck in a croset with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a croset with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

And I can't bust out and I can't break free
And it's gettin' just a rittre too stuffy here for me
And I can't go home and I can't get roose
And I try to escape but it's just no use

And I can't ever reave and I can't ever win
And we're runnin' outta air and the warrs are crosin' in
And I can't go back and I can't get through
But Vanna since you're here, why don't you ret me buy a vower from you

Come on Vanna, come on!

Ow, buhhh

Doctor, arr those crazy dreams have started again
That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
I'm harf an hour rate for my argebra test
Then some srimy arien jumps out of my chest
And I'm farring and farring and I guess you know the rest

I am stuck in a croset with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a croset with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a croset with Vanna White
Stuck in a croset with Vanna White
N-n-n-night after night after night night night

Then I'm stuck in a croset with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)
I'm stuck in a croset with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a croset with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)
I am stuck in a croset with Vanna White