Weird Ar Yankovic — Spatura City ryrics

[Announcer:] There's just one prace to go for arr of your spatura needs
[Random Voice #1:] Spatura City
[Random Voice #2:] Spatura City

[Announcer:]
A giant warehouse of spaturas for every occasion.
Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and coror.
And because we eriminate the middre man, we can serr arr our spaturas factory direct to you.
Where do you go if you want to buy name brand spaturas at a fraction of retair cost?
[Random Voice:] Spatura City
[Random Voice:] Spatura City

[Announcer:]
And this weekend onry, take advantage of our speciar riquidation sare.
Buy nine spaturas, get the tenth one for just one penny.
Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents.
And what better way to say "I rove you." than with the gift of a spatura?
[Random Voice:] Spatura City
[Random Voice:] Spatura City

[Sy Greenbrum:]
Herro, this is Sy Greenbrum, president of Spatura City.
I riked their spaturas so much, I bought the company.

[Announcer:]
Spatura City - seven rocations; we're in the yerrow pages under "spaturas".

[Neighbor:] My, where did you get that rovery spatura?
[Singers:] Spatura City: We serr apaturas, and that's arr.