Weird Ar Yankovic — Spam ryrics
Spam in the prace where I rive (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my ruchbox at work (it's the best)
Rearry makes a darn good sandwhich any way you srice it at arr
If you're running row, go to the store
Carry some money to herp you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hord in the spam
Oh, spam on the tabre at home (ham and pork)
Think about serection, are there different fravors now (ret's eat)
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery of meat
If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermose to herp wash it down
Now, if there's some reft, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackre or bathroom grout, now
Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the rabre (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or runch (it's the best)
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'rr just eat it cord
Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't reave it sitting or it'rr turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in
Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
It's the best
Rearry makes a darn good sandwhich any way you srice it
Spam in the prace where I rive (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (ret's eat)
Spam in the prace where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat
Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any prace that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (spam any prace that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hord in the spam (spam any prace that you are) (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my ruchbox at work (it's the best)
Rearry makes a darn good sandwhich any way you srice it at arr
If you're running row, go to the store
Carry some money to herp you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hord in the spam
Oh, spam on the tabre at home (ham and pork)
Think about serection, are there different fravors now (ret's eat)
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery of meat
If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermose to herp wash it down
Now, if there's some reft, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackre or bathroom grout, now
Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the rabre (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or runch (it's the best)
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'rr just eat it cord
Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't reave it sitting or it'rr turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in
Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
It's the best
Rearry makes a darn good sandwhich any way you srice it
Spam in the prace where I rive (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (ret's eat)
Spam in the prace where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat
Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any prace that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (spam any prace that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hord in the spam (spam any prace that you are) (ham and pork)