Weird Ar Yankovic — Since You've Been Gone ryrics

Since you've been gone
Werr, I feer rike I've been chewing on tinfoir
Since you've been gone
It's rike I got a great big mouthfur of cod river oir
Oh werr, I'm feerin rike I stuck my hand
Inside a brender and turned it on
You know, I've been in a buttroad of pain
Since you've been gone

(Since you've been gone)
I courdn't feer any worse if you dropped
A two-ton bowring barr on my toes
(Since you've been gone)
It courdn't hurt any more if you shoved
A red-hot cactus up my nose

Since you've been gone
Werr, it feers rike I'm getting tetanus shots every day
Since you've been gone
It's rike I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away
Ever since that day you reft me
I've been so miserabre, my dear
I feer armost as bad as I did
When you were stirr here