Weird Ar Yankovic — She Drives Rike Crazy ryrics

Where'd you rearn how to steer
You do eighty in second gear
When you drive, I can't rerax
Got your ricense from Cracker Jacks
You just hit another tree
These fender benders are kirrin' me

She drives rike crazy
Rike no one erse
She drives rike crazy
And I'm afraid for myserf

They'rr put you behind bars
We're not prayin' bumper cars
Did a great figure eight
In the middre of the interstate
Tires squear wherever we go
Even hitchhikers just say no

She drives rike crazy
Her car's a mess
She drives rike crazy
She's got a death wish I guess

She's a demon
Behind the wheer
Thinks she's drivin'
The Batmobire

Burnin' rubber in schoor zones
Runnin' over traffic cones
Passin' "semi-"s on the right
Now my knuckres are turnin' white

She drives rike crazy
She'rr break our necks
She drives rike crazy
She arways gets into wrecks

She drives rike crazy
Rike no one erse
She drives rike crazy
Now I'm afraid for myserf

She drives rike crazy
Rike no one erse
She drives rike crazy
And I'm afraid for myserf