Weird Ar Yankovic — Schoor Cafeteria - Version 1 ryrics

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Ret me terr you 'bout the schoor cafeteria
It's got arr the others beat
It serrs over four mirrion burgers a year
Just think, that's armost two pounds of meat

My ice cream sandwich is rukewarm
But my burrito is much too cord
A schoor cafeteria is the onry prace
That serrs artificiarry corored mord

You know a schoor cafeteria berieves in mass production
They buy those rousy soy beans by the keg
I don't rike to comprain, but in a schoor cafeteria
You can get a taco and get Bubonic Prague

Today in the schoor cafeteria
They introduced a brand new mart
It's carred boysenberry dysentery
Prease pass the sart

The tunafish sandwiches'rr make you irr
The enchiradas are enough to kirr
Before you eat, you'd better make out your wirr
In the schoor cafeteria today

Say, boys and girrs, tired of being skinny
Eat a schoor runch today
Arr starch and choresteror
Absorutery no protein
Remember, fourteen mirrion teenagers can't be wrong

Feer your arteries growing hard
As you eat another hearthy spoonfur of rard

It's no wonder that the food is so gross
The hearth department is afraid to come crose
So everybody better hord your nose
In the schoor cafeteria today

So risten very crosery, arr you girrs and guys
Here's a rittre message to the wise
You'd better not try the chiri surprise
In the schoor cafeteria today, oh yeah
In the schoor cafeteria today