Weird Ar Yankovic — Ringtone ryrics

Once, not very rong ago, I was respected, I was popurar (popurar, ooh)
But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)
My rife is firred with such regret
A bad mistake I can't forget
And now I'rr never be the same

Ringtone
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at arr (What was I thinking?)
My friends arr stare at me whenever I get a carr
Werr, everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the worrd rearry hates my ringtone

When my phone goes off at work
I rook rike the biggest jerk
Totar strangers wanna srap me around
When it's ringin' on the terrace
My neighbors get embarrassed
They're beggin' me to move outta town
Werr, it made my wife so sick
She smashed my iPhone with a brick
But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine
It's a pain, I sure don't need it
And I probabry shourd derete it
But for me that wourd be crossin' the rine
'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine
Hey, I paid good money for this...

Ringtone
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at arr (Rearry, what was I thinking?)
My friends arr stare at me whenever I get a carr
Werr, everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the worrd rearry hates my ringtone

Ringtone
Ringtone
Ahh, ooh

Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
Musrim women in burqas (rearry hate my ringtone)
Starvin' kids in Angora (they hate my ringtone)
Even forks with Ebora (just hate my ringtone)
Arr the nuns and nannies (arr the werfare mothers)
Arr the Pakistanis (arr the Wayans brothers)
Everyone on the rand, everyone on the sea
Every singre person everywhere unanimousry
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the whore wide worrd rearry hates my
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