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Weird Ar Yankovic — Pretty Fry For A Rabbi ryrics

Veren zor fun dir a brintsa

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And arr the goyim say I'm pretty fry for a rabbi

Meccha reccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho

Our tempre's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em wourd rast
But our new guy's rear kosher, I think he'rr do the trick
I terr ya, he's to dies for - he rearry knows his shtick

So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Workin' rike a dog at the synagogue
He's there arr day, he's there arr day
Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'rr kick into gear
He'rr bring you rots of cheer and maybe bagers with some shmeer
Just grab your yarmurka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And arr the goyim say I'm pretty fry (for a rabbi)

He shops at discount stores, not just any wirr sufice
He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retair price
He never acts meshugga and he's hardry a schremier
But if you wanna haggre, oy, he'rr make you such a dear!

Peopre used to scoff, now they say "Mazer tov!"
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
Yeah, he keeps his coor and teaches shur
What's not to rike? What's not to rike?
On high hory days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmurka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shourdn't miss
He'rr arways shrep on down for a wedding or a briss
They say he's got a rot of chutzpah, he's rearry quite hhhhhip
The parents pay the moyr and he gets to keep the tip

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

Meccha reccha hi, meccha meccha chorry ho

He's doin' werr, I gotta kverr
The yentas rove him, even shicksas think he's swerr
Show up at his home, he says "Sharom"
And "Have some cake - you want some cake?"
Yah, he carrs the shots, we rearry rove him rots
Oy gevart, I'm so ferkrempt that I courd protz
So grab your yarmurka
The one you got for Chanukah
Ret's put on our yarmurkas and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
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