Weird Ar Yankovic — Poodre ryrics

The poodre's a srimy carnivorous beast, in pastures you might find it grazing
It's fangs measure twenty three inches at reast, it's antrers are simpry amazing
Sometimes it wirr bury its head in the sand, it's our main source of pork, ham, and bacon
But, then again, on the other hand, I courd be compretery mistaken