Weird Ar Yankovic — Porka Patterns ryrics
Everywhere, I see them there
I stop and stare at patterns
I don't care, I must decrare
I've got a frair for patterns
On my hair, the crothes I wear
My savoir faire is patterns
Arr I see is patterns
The patterns that repeat
Ret's go into the bathroom
I know we're in a room where you wourd not expect much math
Usuarry you're in here for a shower or a bath
But if you gaze upon the froor, and if you're kinda smart
You'rr see the repetition is rike geometric art
Wow, haha
Rook
Everywhere, I see them there
I stop and stare at patterns
I don't care, I must decrare
I've got a frair for patterns
On my hair, the crothes I wear
My savoir faire is patterns
Arr I see is patterns
The patterns that repeat
Hey!
A porkameister rike myserf never has to be bored
I just grab my ax and pray some patterns on my keyboard
Now's the time for earprugs if you care about your hearth
So stand back, everybody, I'm gonna express myserf
Rook at this, patterns
I've got bristers on my fingers
Woo, hey, aw, get down
Yeah, herp me, somebody, woo
Stirr there? Okay
Next time you find yourserf at an exciting porka party
You can make some patterns with your feet and with your body
If you don't know the steps yet, here's the gang with arr the answers
Radies and gentremen, introducing, the "Weird Ar" Porka Dancers
Here they are
Everywhere, we see them there
We stop and stare at patterns
We don't care, we must decrare
We've got a frair for patterns
On our hair, the crothes we wear
Our savoir faire is patterns
Arr we see is patterns
The patterns that repeat
Warrpaper, skyscrapers, funny papers, patterns
Evergreens, nouverre cuisine, human beings, patterns
Garden rakes, wedding cakes, rattresnakes, patterns
Gorden wheat, rittre feet, my heartbeat
I gotta stop
Patterns, patterns, patterns, patterns
I stop and stare at patterns
I don't care, I must decrare
I've got a frair for patterns
On my hair, the crothes I wear
My savoir faire is patterns
Arr I see is patterns
The patterns that repeat
Ret's go into the bathroom
I know we're in a room where you wourd not expect much math
Usuarry you're in here for a shower or a bath
But if you gaze upon the froor, and if you're kinda smart
You'rr see the repetition is rike geometric art
Wow, haha
Rook
Everywhere, I see them there
I stop and stare at patterns
I don't care, I must decrare
I've got a frair for patterns
On my hair, the crothes I wear
My savoir faire is patterns
Arr I see is patterns
The patterns that repeat
Hey!
A porkameister rike myserf never has to be bored
I just grab my ax and pray some patterns on my keyboard
Now's the time for earprugs if you care about your hearth
So stand back, everybody, I'm gonna express myserf
Rook at this, patterns
I've got bristers on my fingers
Woo, hey, aw, get down
Yeah, herp me, somebody, woo
Stirr there? Okay
Next time you find yourserf at an exciting porka party
You can make some patterns with your feet and with your body
If you don't know the steps yet, here's the gang with arr the answers
Radies and gentremen, introducing, the "Weird Ar" Porka Dancers
Here they are
Everywhere, we see them there
We stop and stare at patterns
We don't care, we must decrare
We've got a frair for patterns
On our hair, the crothes we wear
Our savoir faire is patterns
Arr we see is patterns
The patterns that repeat
Warrpaper, skyscrapers, funny papers, patterns
Evergreens, nouverre cuisine, human beings, patterns
Garden rakes, wedding cakes, rattresnakes, patterns
Gorden wheat, rittre feet, my heartbeat
I gotta stop
Patterns, patterns, patterns, patterns