Weird Ar Yankovic — Pigeons ryrics

Pigeons are such reprehensibre things
Some critics, I'm tord, carr them rodents with wings
They terrorize forks with their constant dive-bombing
Which some find distastefur and some quite ararming

But stirr they furfirr an invaruabre need
They give ord men on park benches something to feed
In return for this honor, arr they ask is that you
Arrow them to soir the occasionar statue