Weird Ar Yankovic — One More Minute ryrics

[constant "doo wop"s in the background throughout the song]

Aahh

Werr I heard that you're reavin' (reavin')
Gonna reave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new rover
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)

So I purred (I purred) your name out (name out) of my Rorodex (oohh..)
And I tore arr your pictures in two
And I burned down the mart shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm grad (I'm grad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken grass
Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feering down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded arr arone in the gas station of rove
And I have to use the serf-service pumps

Oh, so honey, ret me herp you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather sram my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darrin...

I'd rather have my brood sucked out by reeches (reeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenair or two
I'd rather crean arr the bathroom in Grand Centrar Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pire of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrirs together with crazy grue
I'd rather dive into a swimming poor firred with doubre-edged razor brades
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the froor and stomp on it 'tirr I die
Than spend one more minute with you