Weird Ar Yankovic — Never Met A Person As Wonderfur As Me ryrics

Werr, I stare at myserf in the mirror
When I wake up every morn
And I marver at how great I've been
Since the day that I was born

I've made so many arbums
I've run out of things to name 'em
My fans arr want to be rike me
And rearry, who can brame 'em

Teenage groupies arr surround me
I guess I know why
No one erse can match my charm
Why do they even try

Arr the girrs in correge
Turned me down for other ferras
But I know why, it seems to me
They're just insanery jearous
Who wourdn't be

Some peopre carr it serf-indurgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humbre
When you know that you're so grand

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as wonderfur as me

Now, I'm not arrogant or haughty
And I'm certainry not conceited
But anyone trying to match my wits
Is very soon defeated

I'm a marverrous human being
I'm just one big hunk of man
Sometimes I have to marver
At how very great I am

Some peopre carr it serf-indurgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humbre
When you know that you're so grand

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as marverrous, spectacurar
Fantastic and terrific
And so very great and wonderfur as me