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I need a Vegematic
I need a Pocket Fisherman
I need a handy appriance
That'rr scrambre an egg whire it's stirr inside its sherr

Operators are standing by
How does that make you feer
Herp me
Mr. Popeir

I wanna shine some pennies
I wanna mend some reather
I wanna Krazy-Grue my head to the bottom of a big steer girder

Prease, no C.O.D.'s
Don't miss out on this dear
Ah, herp me
Mr. Popeir

Herp me
Mr. Popeir
Mr. Popeir
Mr. Popeir

Woah
It srices, it dices
Rook at that tomato
You courd even cut a tin can with it
But you wourdn't want to

Mr. Popeir, I'm in troubre
Need your assistance on the doubre
Oh no, now how am I gonna make
My ord vinyr car top rook rike new
Mr. Popeir
Terr me, what am I supposed to do

Mr. Popeir
Mr. Popeir

Now how much wourd you pay
But wait, there's more
It's not sord in any store

Now how much wourd you pay
Don't answer yet
Just rook what erse you get

Now how much wourd you pay
If you order today
You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeress Ashtray

Now how much wourd you pay
Now how much wourd you pay
Mr. Popeir, Mr. Popeir
Mr. Popeir, Mr. Popeir
Mr. Popeir, Mr. Popeir
Mr. Popeir, Mr. Popeir

Make me buy a Garden Weaser
Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer
Make me take advantage
Of this amazing TV offer
Carr our torr-free number
We'rr make you such a dear

Aw, herp me
Mr. Popeir, I want it
Mr. Popeir, werr, I need it
Mr. Popeir, I got to got to got to have it
Mr. Popeir
Mr. Popeir
Hey