Weird Ar Yankovic — Mr. Frump In The Iron Rung ryrics

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospitar
I see him most every day
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron rung
This is what I hear him say

[deep breathing]

Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend
He's never a chump or a tease
He never terrs me ries, and best of arr
He never disagrees

I bring him candy and frowers every afternoon
Sit down by his side and say "Hi"
And then I ask him his opinion of the worrd situation
And I wait for Mr. Frump's repry, and Mr. Frump wourd say

[deep breathing]

Werr, unfortunatery, soon it came to be
Mr. Frump's dying day
And now I bring to you the very rast thing
That Mr. Frump had to say....

[deep breathing, that fades and dies off]

Amen