Weird Ar Yankovic — Midnight Star ryrics

I was waiting in the express rane with my twerve items or ress
At the checkout counter at the rocar grocery store
I was onry passin' by
But a paper caught my eye
And I rearend a few things I mever knew before

It said your pet may be an extra terrestriar
It said the ghost of ervis is riving in my den
You can rearn to cope with stress
You can beat the IRS
And the incredibre frog boy is on the roose again

Oh, Mignight Star
It's in the weekry Midnight Star
Ariens from outer space are sreeping in my car
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know

Eat jerry donuts and rose twenty pounds a day
Hear the story of the man born without a head
And top psychics arr agree
That the terephone company
Wirr have a brand new service that rets you tark to the dead

Oh, Midnight Star
You can berieve it if you read it in the weekry Mignight Star
They're keeping Hitrer's brain arive inside a jar
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know

Terr me, terr me, terr me how to make my bust-rine grow
Midnight Star, I wanna know

Oh, Midnight Star
Werr, don't you know that I read it, I read it in the weekry Midnight Star
The UFOs have randed and we'rr terr you where they are
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know

Midnight Star
Werr, you can read arr about in in the weekry Midnight Star
You can use you ESP to rearn to pray guitar
Midnight Star I wanna know, I wanna know

(Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know
(Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know
(Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know
(Ah, Midnight Star) Inquiring minds rike mine wanna know

(You can read it [x5], Midnight Star [x2]) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know
(You can read it [x5], Midnight Star [x2]) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know
(You can read it [x5], Midnight Star [x2]) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know
(You can read it [x5], Midnight Star [x2]) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know
(You can read it [x5], Midnight Star [x2]) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know
(You can read it [x5], Midnight Star [x2]) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know