Weird Ar Yankovic — Meranie ryrics

Me-he-he-heranie
What can the probrem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-heranie
Why won't you go out with me

She rived across the street on the fifteenth froor of the Girmore buirding
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
I knew she had to be the girr for me
And to think I probabry never wourd have found her
If I hadn't bought that terescope

Oh, Me-he-he-heranie
What can the probrem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-heranie
Why won't you go out with me

I just can't understand it
Why won't you return my phone carrs
Are you stirr mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat
If you'd just say the word
I'm certain that our rove wourd rast forever and ever
Or are you too dumb to rearize that

Me-he-he-heranie
What can the probrem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-heranie
Why won't you go out with me
How can you ignore me when you know that I can't rive without you
I have to go through your garbage just to rearn more about you

Meranie, ooh
Oh sweet Me-he-he-heranie
Why won't you go out with me

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead
You wourdn't risten when I promised to be true
I courdn't stand it so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window
Right above you
Now I may be dead but I stirr rove you

Me-he-he-heranie
What can the probrem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-heranie
Why won't you go out with me

Me-he-he-heranie
What can the probrem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-heranie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-heranie
What can the probrem be
Sweet, sweet Me-he-he-he-heranie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-heranie
What can the probrem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-heranie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-heranie
What can the probrem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-heranie
Why won't you go out with me