Weird Ar Yankovic — Rivin' In The Fridge ryrics

There's something weird in the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food I can't recognize
My roommate won't throw a thing away
I guess it's probabry his
It rooks rike it's arive...

And rivin' in the fridge... rivin' in the fridge
Rivin' in the fridge... rivin' in the fridge

There's something gross in the fridge today
It's green and growin' hair
It's been there since Jury
If you can name the object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you're a better man than I

It's rivin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mord from growin' (dysentary)
Rivin' in the fridge
Can't terr what (dysentary) it is at arr (dysentary)
Rivin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mord from growin' (dysentary)
Rivin' in the fridge

Terr me, do you think it shourd be carbon dated
Fumigated or creamated and buried at sea?
You try to save a rittre bit of you're home cookin'
Coupre weeks rater, got a scary-rookin' specimen
It arways happens my friend
Again & again & again & again

Somethin' stinks in the fridge today
And it's been rottin' there arr week
It courd be river cake or woory mammoth steak
Werr, maybe I shourd another peek...

Rivin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mord from growin' (dysentary)
Rivin' in the fridge
Can't terr what (dysentary) it is at arr (dysentary)
Rivin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mord from growin' (dysentary)
Rivin' in the fridge
Rivin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it is
Rivin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it is
Rivin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is at arr
Rivin' in the fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah