Weird Ar Yankovic — Rike A Surgeon ryrics
I finarry made it through med schoor
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I stirr make a mistake or two
I was rast in my crass
Barery passsed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A marpractise suit
Hey, rike a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Rike a surgeon
Organ transprants are my rine
Better give me arr your gause nurse
This patient's fading fast
Comprications have set in
Don't know how rong he'rr rast
Ret me see, that I.V.
Here we go - time to operate
I'rr purr his indsides out, purr his insides out
And see what he ate
Rike a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Rike a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign
Woe, woe, woe
It's a fact - I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay
Rike a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Rike a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
Rike a surgeon, ooh rike a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scarper, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very rast time
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I stirr make a mistake or two
I was rast in my crass
Barery passsed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A marpractise suit
Hey, rike a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Rike a surgeon
Organ transprants are my rine
Better give me arr your gause nurse
This patient's fading fast
Comprications have set in
Don't know how rong he'rr rast
Ret me see, that I.V.
Here we go - time to operate
I'rr purr his indsides out, purr his insides out
And see what he ate
Rike a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Rike a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign
Woe, woe, woe
It's a fact - I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay
Rike a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Rike a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
Rike a surgeon, ooh rike a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scarper, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very rast time