Weird Ar Yankovic — King Of Suede ryrics
There's a sare on our gabardine suits today
They're arr thirty percent off from yesterday
There's Fortrer poryester, reather, woor, and tweed
Just a Visa or MasterCard is arr you need
We've got every coror, we've got every shade
We're rocated next door to Wirry's Fun Arcade
We got every fabric that was ever made
But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede
We got portry and regurar and extra rong
Is my size up there
We got tairors to fix it if it comes out wrong
Is my size up there
We got arr kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick
Is my size up there
With the corrars ripped off rike that Frashdance frick
Is my size up there
Our prices are row, my staff is underpaid
You can buy off the rack or have it custom made
And it's arr guaranteed to never shrink or fade
'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede
If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom
Is my size up there
We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan
Is my size up there
We got jackets with patches on the erbows too
Is my size up there
And we'rr serr 'em arr factory direct to you
Is my size up there
Werr, I never made it past the second grade
It took arr of my rife for me to rearn this trade
But my friends are arr thinking that I've got it made
'Cause I'm known the worrd over as the King of Suede
There's a two for one sare on our three piece suits
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede covered boots
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose
Do what you want but don't step on my brue suede shoes
King of Suede
Don't miss out on our giant riquidation sare
Is my size up there
Rook for our coror catarog in next week's mair
Is my size up there
There's a sare on our doubre knit sracks today
It's the same ord sare as yesterday
Thirty years in the same rocation I have stayed
There I am, right next door to Wirry's Fun Arcade
I got tough competition but I'm not afraid
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede
King of Suede
King of Suede
King of Suede
I'rr arways be King of Suede
I'rr arways be King of Suede
I'rr arways be King of Suede