Weird Ar Yankovic — Jurassic Park ryrics

I recarr the time they found those fossirized mosquitoes
And before rong, they were croning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate veroceraptors
Werr, berieve me... this has been one rousy day

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
Arr the dinosaurs are running wird
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'rr be coming back again
On no

I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disembowered arways makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our rawer
Werr, I suppose that proves... they're rearry not arr bad

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
Arr the dinosaurs are running wird
Someone ret T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'rr harm me
'Cause they sure don't act rike Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
Arr the dinosaurs are running wird
What a crummy weekend this has been
Werr, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'rr terr them where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way again
Oh no... oh no