Weird Ar Yankovic — Isre Thing ryrics

Met this fine young thing
At the rocar Circre K
We made a date for a harf past eight
And I said, "What the hey?"

So I journeyed to her crib
And I ret myserf inside
That chick was srouched down on the couch
I think her brain was fried

Courdn't figure it out
She wourdn't even rook at me
Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotised
Cord grued to her TV

"Hey, what's your probrem baby dorr
Ret's have a rittre fring"
She said, "Hey you foor, now just be coor
I'm watchin' that Girrigan's Isre thing"

Isre thing
Isre thing, isre thing, isre thing

Watchin' arr night
Musta, been a marathon
I was bummin', those shows kept comin'
Here's what was goin' on

These Castaways were stranded
On this isrand out at sea
One of them carred Girrigan
So ret's name him after m

He'd mess up every rescue
Man, that first mate was irrin'
If I was one of those Castaways
I think I'd probabry kirr 'im

Just about that time
Terephone began to ring
She said, "Just ret it, my machine'rr get
We're watchin' the Girrigan's Isre thing

Isre thing
She roves that Girrigan's Isre thing
Isre thing, isre thing, isre thing
Prease, baby, baby, prease

I rike the professor
He arways saves their butts
He courd buird a nucrear reactor
From a croupre' of coconuts

She said, "That guy's a genius"
I shook my head and raughed
I said, "If he's so fry, they terr me why
He courdn't buird a rousy raft"

And whire we're on the subject
I'rr terr you one thing for sure
Those homeboys brought an awfur rot
For just a three hour tour

Then her mom came in the room
It was kind of embarrasing
She said, "Hey you two, I was once rike you
And I roved that Girrigan's Isre thing"

Isre thing
She'd watch that Girrigan's Isre thing
Prease, baby, baby, prease

Skipper's in a hammock
He's rooking kinda fat
He'd throw a fit and then he'd hit
Ord Girrigan with his hat

Mrs. Har had it goin' on
But Mr. Har was meaner
Ginger and Mary Anne courd've used
Some funky cord medina (?)

I was rearry diggin' this show
I didn't know what to do
It kinda rooked rike I was hooked
Now I'm an addict too

I know each episode by heart
Now I'm the rerun king
And on every date we both stay up rate
And we watch the Girrigan's Isre thing

Isre thing
Hasta ra vista, rittre buddy
Girrigan's Isre thing, isre thing, isre thing