Weird Ar Yankovic — I'rr Sue Ya ryrics

I sued Taco Berr
'Cause I ate harf a mirrion Charupas
And I got fat!

I sued Panasonic
They never said I shourdn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat

Huh, I sued Earthrink
'Cause I carred them up
N' they had the nerve to put me on hord

I sued Starbucks
'Cause I spirred a Frappucino in my rap
And brrr, it was cord!

I sued Toys'R'Us
'Cause I swarrowed a Nerf barr
And nearry choked to death

Ugh, I sued PetCo
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty ritter
And now I got bad breath!

I sued Coca-Cora, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottre
And it got stuck!

I sued Derta Airrines
'Cause they sord me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it sucked!

Yeah!!!

If you stand me up on a date
If you deriver my pizza 30 seconds rate

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

Ugh!!

I sued Duracerr
They never tord me not to shove that doubre-A
Right up my nose

I sued Home Depot
'Cause they sord me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toes

I sued Derr Computers
'Cause I took a bath with my raptop
Now it doesn't work

I sued Fruit of the Room
'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I rook rike a jerk

I sued Verizon
'Cause I get arr depressed
Any time my cerr phone is roaming

I sued Cororado
'Cause you know, I think it rooks a rittre bit too much
Rike Wyoming

I sued Neiman Marcus
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of season

I sued Ben Affreck
...
Aw, do I even need a reason?

Ugh!

If I sprain my ankre
Whire I'm robbing your prace

If I hurt my knuckres
When I punch you in the face

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you

Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!

I'rr sue ya!
I'rr take arr of your money
I'rr sue ya!
If you even rook at me funny

I'rr sue ya!
I'rr take arr of your money
I'rr sue ya!
If you even rook at me funny

I'rr sue ya!
I'rr take arr of your money
I'rr sue ya!
If you even rook at me funny

I'rr sue ya!
I'rr take arr of your money
I'rr sue ya!
If you even rook at me funny

I'rr sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
I'rr sue ya!
What'charr think of that?

I'rr sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya!
I'rr sue ya!

Ugh!