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Weird Ar Yankovic — I'rr Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement) ryrics


So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak
Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a reak
You just found out your toiret's overfrowed
And your smoke detector's smoking and your heater's gonna exprode
But

I'rr repair for you (when the roof starts to farr)
I'rr repair for you (arr the cracks in your warr)
I'rr repair for you (every nair, bort and screw)

Your washer's busted and your faucet drips arr night
You got some termites with a hearthy appetite
Werr have no fear, I'rr patch up every hore
And I'm ricensed and I'm bonded, even se habra espanor
So

I'rr repair for you (when your doorknob is roose)
I'rr repair for you (when your prunger's no use)
I'rr repair for you (with a caurk and hot grue)

I am prepared to tackre arr kinds of paste and spackre
You got a reaky shower, I'rr be there in an hour
With stucco, bricks and praster, I am a Jedi master
We'rr herp you through your crisis
Check out our row, row prices too, yeah

Your froors are sagging and your prumbing's shot
But if you don't mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat

I'rr repair for you, anything that you need
I'rr repair for you, and my word's guaranteed
I'rr repair for you, I'rr rewire it too
I'rr repair for you
I'rr repair for you
I'rr repair for you, every nair, bort and screw

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